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So there I was, just completing an obviously important task skulking around the apartment, bopping along to The Bee Gees, when I peered out my window and spotted something UNBELIEVABLE.
Was it weeds? Yes! (But come ooon. That's hardly surprising, now, is it?! There is a garden out there, after all!)
Was it PIZZA?! No. (But cripes, that really would be shocking, wouldn't it?! And delicious. Shocking and delicious!)
It was $20! $20!
It'd literally blown into my backyard, and I couldn't BELIEVE it. I mean... what?! Since when do $20 notes just fall from the sky and land on the ground like that?! I'm still struggling to comprehend it, but one thing that I do know is...
Magic does happen. Honestly. Sometimes, we've just got to have a peek around for it!
P.S. This is absolutely my ''huh? THERE'S $20 OUTSIDE?!'' face: